Wednesday, 29 November 2017

5 Tips for Fortnite

Good afternoon lady and gentle readers, lately I've been playing a lot of "Fortnite" the Battle Royal style computer game. Here are some top tips;



1. Stay out of the storm, players always "get lost in the storm" so always know where the safety zone is and get there with plenty of time to spare.

2. Don't jump straight out of the bus, you start the game by flying over the island in a bus. Don't jump straight out as most people do resulting in a crap game with sometimes 20 players getting killed be fore my feet sometimes hit the ground.

3. Know when to craft, early in the game only use the wood and only use it for stairs. You'll need metal and brick for later in the game to build a fort.

4. Explore the island, if you go to the same places sometimes you get poor loot and guns. Explore the island as the shrinking safety zone can be anywhere on the island.

5. Never run from a fight, if you turn your back on someone you will be shot. Learn how to fight and what weapons are best for short and long range.

Sunday, 19 November 2017

Its Christmas - Its not Christmas

An annoying habit is people celebrating Christmas early and earlier with the end result is Christmas themed adverts and TV shows as early as quarter past November. Christmas decorations are already up in some homes as well as shops and it is utterly ridiculous.

I don't know about you lady and gentle reader but its this bloggers opinion to let Christmas be Christmas. Lets not be led into starting early because some shop wants to launch a Black Friday sale, as far as I'm concerned Christmas begins on December the 1st and ends on boxing day. I will not be swayed on the subject and will no doubt be in the Christmas spirit in a little under a fortnight.

Sunday, 22 October 2017

The Big Finish Catch-up: January 2017

For those of you new to this section of the blog, I started listening to the Big Finish Doctor Who releases when they started back in 1999, getting them as they were released up to mid 2002 and release No 33 Neverland. At that time I left Uni and due to being a bit busy with life and what not I only heard one or two releases over the next few years. I started getting back into them around 2008 and was 6 years behind at that point. Due to wondering off into the Lost Doctor range and a relaxed listening pace I fell further behind. In order to catch up I'm listening to two releases a month (or more when its a 60 min single disc release, plus without seeing the cover or knowing anything about the story) and my mission to catch up continues;





First up this month was 'Assassin in the Limelight" featuring Colin Baker as the 6th Doctor and Maggie Stables as Evelyn. This is a very strong story from Robert Ross and sees him bring back Knox as played by Leslie Phillips. Its a story dripping in atmosphere with a similar vibe to the writers debut story which is also set around a lesser known event in history. Theres a plot which gets stronger as the story goes along but the main draw to this story is the return of Knox who has a great rapport with the regulars. Also I'm treasuring Maggie Stables as Evelyn as I don't know how many stories we have left with her. In short a strong, powerful story and in effect possibly the finale of an unofficial Robert Ross trilogy, 8/10.





Next up was "The Boy that Time Forgot" featuring Peter Davison as the 5th Doctor and Sarah Sutton as Nyssa. A rather fun pulpish adventure story given added depth by Andrew Sachs character, I wont be spoiling this as I'd recommend that you come to this story like me and get taken by the surprise of it. The story feels a bit disjointed and leads into the next story for this TARDIS crew, however I was expecting more of Thomas Brewster and I was genuinely thrown a bit of kilter by the unexpected nature of this story 8/10.





Next up was "A Sting in the Tale" with Tom baker as the 4th Doctor and Richard Franklin as Mike Yates. A good solid story which focuses on plot instead of the flavour I tend to associate with this range. It has the feeling of a story where the stage is being set for later releases but Tom Baker is brilliant, 7/10.





Finally this month we have Paul McGann as the 8th Doctor and Sheridan Smith as Lucie. Of the stories I heard this month "Brave New Town" is my favourite. A lovely plot, fantastic performances and full of aspects that still stay strong in the memory as I write this months later. This has become my go to story when I think of one that does the 60 minute (half the normal length of a Big Finish release) perfectly. Highly recommended 9/10

Tuesday, 3 October 2017

Doctor Foster

Good afternoon lady and gentle readers, for those of you unaware this evening is the final episode of the second series of Doctor Foster a drama on BBC 1. I for one wont be watching and haven't been watching since week one. Allow me to explain why...

Episode one was a slow build up of tension for the titular Doctor Foster with her ex husband that result in her taking her wedding ring off and melting it in acid. After 55 minutes of build up I was left feeling non-plussed and asking myself 'is that it?' In short it was an episode of building up to nothing, in a cinema for a two hour film this is acceptable not on a TV show where we have a week between episodes.

On mentioning tonights episode to my sister about tonights episode I asked if anything had actually happened yet. Her answer was 'no.' I'm so glad I got out of this show when I did, three weeks of build up to something is my idea of poor TV. If anyone is still watching I hope you're enjoying it but for the rest of us endless buildup isn't enough. It is poor pacing of a TV series and I for one will not be risking tuning in if there is a third series.

Thursday, 31 August 2017

Thoughts on Virgil van Dijk going into Transfer Day


I don't understand Liverpool FC fandoms obsession with Virgil van Dijk.

I'm not here to bury him I'm not here to praise him I'm not here to bury him I'm here to give my take on the situation and tell the facts how I see them.

First things first, van Dijk is a perfectly decent centre back, Liverpool don't need a perfectly decent centre back. We should be looking for someone a level higher up than that. Liverpool are in the Champions League for the second time in nine seasons. If Liverpool want to stay at this level and push on we need to be looking for a centre back with top quality experience at this level. There are plenty of very good players currently at teams who have fallen out of a Champions League spot or still in them who we are in a position to try and sign them.

This is the level of player I think we should be going for, instead Liverpool fans have developed an obsession for Virgil van Dijk whose experience of the Champions League is losing with Celtic and winning two SPL titles with no opposition for Celtic. I've heard talk of van Dijk taking the Premiership by storm over the last two years, which conveniently forgets he spent half of last season out injured.

I'm not saying don't buy him, if anything I'd put out a case for bringing him in January. In short he just isn't a priority we need to be going for a defender with go faster stripes who is going to drag the rest of the defence up by their bootstraps. I have seen nothing to convince me that Virgil van Dijk is that player, as such he isn't a deadline day priority.

Tuesday, 15 August 2017

Thoughts going into Hoffenheim Vs Liverpool

Its early in the football season and tonight Liverpool play the first leg in their qualifying tie against Hoffenheim. Essentially everything achieved in the league comes down to these two games against decent German opposition. The mood is worrying to cautious, having played one league game the worries from last season are still in place, mainly the defence and lack of a dynamic defensive midfielder.

A lot of my thinking going into tonight's game is based on the 3-3 draw with Watford at the weekend and they are as follows;

Mingolet cannot start, Klopp himself said there is a three way shoot out for the keepers jersey this season and based on two of the goals conceded Mingolet has lost his place and should join the back of the queue.

Moreno looked decent, he's not a defender and I believe he needs to be played further up field but he's looking good and was our best attacker at the weekend.

I'm not going to turn on the midfield three of Can, Wijnaldum and Henderson after one game but collectively they got off to a slow start and need to have more impact tonight.

I'm looking forward to seeing Mane and Salah running riot with hopefully Firmino joining in more than at the weekend.

With regards to the squad I'm disappointed we haven't brought in a central defender. We need more quality in that area of the pitch, also I'm not convinced Virgil van Dijk  is the player we need. We should be going for proven Champions League quality and all van Dijk has done at that level is get tonked by various clubs with Celtic.

Overall thoughts for tonight's match are I want us tight, I want us to work as a unit, get a goal or two and kill the second leg at home.

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Beauty and the Beast

Twenty-six years after the original Disney have released a film version of the 1991 hit animation release 'Beauty and the Beast.' For a particular generation this film is a classic and news of a filmic reinterpretation had fans of the original excited and full of glee. With director Bill Condon at the helm and the potentially perfect casting of Emma Watson nothing but good news filtered through to the public during the production.

With the original being a much loved Disney release containing, classic songs, characters and Disney moments how would the film stand up. I've seen it and here are my thoughts;

1. Emma Watson

Visually Watson is a fantastic fit as Belle, everything from the poise to the costume is a perfect fit. There are subtleties from the animated character and Watson manages to replicate them and in some cases bring her own twist to them.

As Belle Watson is the star of the film, a big step up for her as thus far she has played mostly supporting roles. She is the centre point, holds the screen and has the presence to command attention from all of her more experienced co-stars. On top of that this being a musical she can sing, she's clearly having the time of her life belting out the opening song and carries the form throughout the film.

The biggest compliment you can give an actor so heavily associated with one particular character is during the the performance I never thought of that role. Indeed Belle is a softer role than Watson usually plays and at no point during the film did I feel like I was watching Hermione Granger in a French frock.


2. Dan Stevens

Make no bones about it, there is more to the role of the beast than simply voicing an animated character. The Beast is this generations Mr Darcy and as such the character stands out from the rest of the cast. The transformation of the character sees Stevens provide the widest acting range of the movie and he carries it off well.

Comparing Stevens early scenes to the ending it looks like he's playing two different characters, buts a disservice to his performance. There isn't one scene where his performances changes with the snap of a finger - it happens gradually throughout the film.The film even manages to show humour and a bit of fun during the film.

A potentially tricky role, given that the majority of other parts are wonderfully over the top the role of the Beast is a more serious acting job. Stevens does a very good job of making the viewer care about the Beast despite where the character starts out in the story and does a good job of showing Beasts growth and development throughout the film.


3. Bill Condon

Condon has a remarkable track record, his recent film "Mr Holmes" was a masterpeace. He has form in fantasy films with female leads and directed one of the best musical based films in recent memory. If you had to handpick a director for this project Bill Condon would firmly be the number one target.

With such dexteritous film in terms of tone, effects and music a lot is asked of Bill Condon and he delivers. By far his best asset is his shot selection and the cinematography is one of the best aspects to the film, the best shots being The Beast lurking on the ramparts later in the film and the fight scenes, its a shame theres not a lot of action in the film as the climactic battle was both lots of fun and visually engaging.


4. The Supporting Cast

While the leads actors are two of the movies strongest aspects the guest cast is full of scene stealers. Luke Evans is on fine form as Gaston, his double act with Josh Gad is worth the price of admission alone.

Kevin Kline as Maurice gives such a nuanced performance that it makes the viewer wonder why he doesn't have more Oscars.

As the servants Ewan McGregor easily gives his best performance in over a decade while Ian McKellen and Emma Thompson bring much warmth to the Beast household.


5 The Songs

Brilliant, be our guest is as good as I hoped - plus the director toys with us as its later than the animation and Gaston is the stand out song on the film.

In short brilliant.