The Worlds Gone Mad / Noel Edmonds wants to buy the BBC

For those who are unaware Noel Edmonds has recently made it known that he wants to buy the BBC. Yes you read that correctly Noel Edmonds wants to buy the BBC, he's even been on Newsnight (an actual proper news and current affairs show) discussing it, albeit he didn't seem to realise he was in what is known as "the nutters" slot.

Noel, lets cut to the chase, I like you - your one of the good guys. Telly Addicts was a brilliant show as was Noels House Party and I'm glad in Deal or No Deal you've had a career resurgence in recent years. However keep the hell away from the BBC! For crying out loud Noel the BBC is still reeling from the Jimmy Savile Scandal, the last thing it needs is another former DJ and children's TV presenter from the 70's riding in and declaring himself a knight in shining armour.

Noel seriously this is not the time for you to be trying to raise your profile, stick to your TV show, lay low and don't try any crazy publicity seeking antics until the heats died down on TV personalities from the 70's.